28 Jul
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with t
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
2. Golfer: ‘Well, I have never played this badly before!‘ Caddy: ‘I didn‘t realize you had played before, sir!‘
3. Golfer: ‘My wife says if I don‘t stop playing golf she‘s going to leave me!‘ Caddy: ‘I‘m sure you will miss her terribly, sir!‘
4. Golfer: ‘Well caddy, do you like my game?‘ Caddy: ‘Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.‘
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