28 Jul
Short Jokes
Why won‘t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
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What‘s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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What‘s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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