Its All About Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?

Becase he was a party pooper. (Briana)

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You so short you have to look up to look down. (Crystal)

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Yo mamma is so fat:

She eats Wheat Thicks.

We‘re in her right now.

She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.

She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, “FREE WILLY.“ (M.P. Monaghan)

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, “What a treasure!“ and your father said, “Yea lets go bury it“. (M. P. Monaghan)

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Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window. (M. P. Monaghan)

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How do you make a blonde‘s eyes sparkle?

Shine a torch into her ear…

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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