Its All About Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

(Jon)

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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem? (Scott)

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What is defference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)

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How do you know if your a red neck?

You go to the family reunon to find a date! (Faithe Ainsworth)

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Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window. (Kyle Burglie)

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Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! (Pisshead Bonehead)

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn‘t do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Sam: good, because i didn‘t do my homework. (Scott)

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What is green and smells?

Hulk‘s fart.

(Azbar Kahleed)

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