Its All About Jokes

How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an ‘800‘ number to order an American light bulb.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

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Yo mama‘s so stupid she can‘t pass a blood test.

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Yo mama‘s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

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Yo mama‘s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo mama‘s so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Yo mama so ugly they didn‘t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

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Yo mama so old she has Jesus‘ beeper number!

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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.