Its All About Jokes

Don‘t spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They‘ll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.

Billiam Coronel

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

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Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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