Its All About Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you‘re not quite sure why.

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How is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

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Why are guys like lava lamps?

They‘re fun to watch, but not very bright!

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What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.

You have left the chain to long.

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If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

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I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Dave Edison

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If it weren‘t for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.

George Gobel

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