Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If… Your Captain Migh
Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If…
Your Captain Might Be A Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
You have a shuttle called ‘Billy Joe Bob‘
He refers to Klingons as ‘Critters‘
He refers to Photon Torpedoes as ‘Popguns‘
He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
There is a stuffed possum in the Ready Room
He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
He says ‘Got your ears on, good buddy‘ instead of ‘open hailing frequencies‘
He resigned his command because he always wanted to own a fireworks stand
He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
He replicates items from the Graceland gift shop
The primary colour of the Starship is ‘bondo‘
He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
He says ‘Yee-Ha!‘ instead of ‘E‘gage‘
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