28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #88 You keep a chainsaw in th
You Might Be A Redneck If #88
You keep a chainsaw in the trunk ‘just in case‘.
You‘ve given your gun a woman‘s name.
Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.
You go to the post office to research your family tree.
You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
You see a forest fire and think ‘Bar-bee-Q‘.
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