28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #85 You and your wife celebra
You Might Be A Redneck If #85
You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria.
You‘ve tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You name your car the General Lee.
You see a sign that says ‘bridge out‘ and you try to jump it.
You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.
Warp drive describes the condition of your car.
Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
You go to the dentist for a ‘Tooth Cleaning‘.
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