28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #71 Your masseuse uses lard.A
You Might Be A Redneck If #71
Your masseuse uses lard.
A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You‘ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You‘ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You list your parole officer as a reference.
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