28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #70 There are more dishes in

You Might Be A Redneck If #70
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.

You‘ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

Your house has a kickstand.