28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #65 One of the options on you
You Might Be A Redneck If #65
One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You‘ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is ‘out of your league‘ bowls on a different night.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, ‘Hey, y‘all watch this.‘
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