28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #61 Any of your neighbors has
You Might Be A Redneck If #61
Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.
You‘ve ever lost a dog to a bush hog.
You‘ve ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won‘t ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
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