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	You Might Be A Redneck If #60 You think Hamlet is on th
	You Might Be A Redneck If #60 You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race. Your dad says, 'Let's hit the road for dinner,' and then grabs a shovel. You ever called your sister 'Mom' and didn't have to correct yourself. The directions to your bathroom include, 'Go past the big oak and hang a left at the woodshed.' You're in bed with your wife and you call out a name you gave to a coon you killed. You've ever been arrested for where you got your girlfriend roses. Your old car is now considered the main storage unit.
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