28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #6 You think the stock market
You Might Be A Redneck If #6
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You‘ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You‘ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
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