28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #55 You name your twin boys J

You Might Be A Redneck If #55
You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.

You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.

Your dog is your alarm clock.

Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.

You have all the ‘Dukes of Hazzard‘ episodes on tape.

You can give a summary of all the ‘Dukes of Hazzard‘ episodes.

You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the creek.

It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.