28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #46 Your masseuse uses lard.Y

You Might Be A Redneck If #46
Your masseuse uses lard.

Your wife‘s best shoes have steel toes.

You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.

On stag night, you take a real deer.

You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.

Your back porch is bigger than your house.

There is more oil in your cap than in your car.

You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.