28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #44 Taking your wife on a cru

You Might Be A Redneck If #44
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are ‘Play Ball…‘

You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You bring your dog to work with you.

Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You‘ve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.

You have every episode of ‘Hee Haw‘ on tape.

Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.