28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #43 You dated your daddys cur
You Might Be A Redneck If #43
You dated your daddy‘s current wife in high school.
You‘re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing ‘I Will Always Love You‘.
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it).
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events
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