28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #4 You think women are turned

You Might Be A Redneck If #4
You think women are turned on by animal sounds.

You think women are turned on by tongue gestures.

You have to dress the kids up to go to Wal*Mart.

You grow a beard because hey, it looks good on your sister.

You‘ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

You know how many bales of hay your car can hold.

You made a hot tub with a trolling motor.

You have a tattoo that says ‘Mother‘ and its spelled wrong.