28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #34 You have a very special b

You Might Be A Redneck If #34
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Your house doesn‘t have curtains, but your truck does.

You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to ‘Georgia on My Mind‘.