28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #29 You think possum is the o
You Might Be A Redneck If #29
You think ‘possum is the ‘other white meat‘.
Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.
You‘ve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife.
Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.
You picket your horses on your lawn so you won‘t have to mow it.
You‘re wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver‘s license pic.
You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds.
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