28 Jul
You Might Be A Redneck If #25 Your stereo speakers used
You Might Be A Redneck If #25
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
You have the local taxidermist‘s number on speed dial.
You re-use dental floss to save money.
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