Its All About Jokes

. . . your dogs kill more animals than you do all hunting season. (from COORSGUZZLER)

. . . you and your son compete for the only single gal in town with all her teeth. (from WVwishingstar15)

. . . you watch Jerry Springer to see if any of your relatives are on the show today. (from WVwishingstar15)

. . . your table cloth is a bed sheet. (from Gordon24Knight)

. . . your whole wardrobe is work boots, camoflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat. (from Gordon24Knight)

. . . the landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars. (from Gordon24Knight)

. . . you drive your tractor along the high way. (from Gordon24Knight)

. . . your family reuinions consist of ex-wives. (from Gordon24Knight)

. . . you need a truck to move your barbecue. (from Yolanda)

. . . your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes. (from KrazeyRay)

. . . you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. (from Larubia3207)

. . . you have 10 cars in your front yard and only once of them isn‘t on blocks and the engine works. (from Larubia3207)

. . . you take a six-pack cooler to church. (from Larubia3207)

. . . you bum a pinch of chew from your girlfriend. (from Larubia3207)

. . . you have a sign hanging in your living room that says “We interrupt this marriage to bring you deer season“ (from Larubia3207)

. . . you look both ways before crossing a one way street. (from Flyers3102)

. . . you drive through your car port to park your blue Pinto in the backyard. (from Flyers3102)

. . . your birthday cake consisted of nothing but Twinkies. (from Joker0159)

. . . you shave your beard and find a french fry. (from GeneralLee01311)

. . . you have ever asked your dad for the keys to his Mack. (from Dbdtruckin)

. . . you can entertain yourself for more then an hour with a fly swatter. (from Zeakdude)

. . . your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen. (from Kirk and Julie Snyder)

. . . your CB antenna on your truck doubles as your cane pole. (from Brandonharrell)

. . . you tip the waiter with change. (from Chew45665779182)

. . . your honeymoon was featured on true stories of the highway patrol. (from SteelCowboy47)

. . . you think 401k is your mother-in-law‘s bra size. (from SteelCowboy47)

. . . instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass. (from SteelCowboy47)

. . . you think 2 Pac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. (from BeauRulz97)

. . . your local yellow pages has only 3 sections: places to get cigarettes, place to get liquor, and places to get bait. (from FoOtBaLlPlAyA7)

. . . the library in your city ran out of the book “The ABC‘s of Belching“. (from FoOtBaLlPlAyA7)

. . . the seats in your car are also your living room furniture. (from FoOtBaLlPlAyA7)

. . . you had to buy an 18-Wheeler for family vacations. (from FoOtBaLlPlAyA7)

. . . you have a Rebel flag in your front yard! (from junior5241)

. . . you have your t.v on top of empty beer cans and call it recycling. (from SailorSpringStar)

. . . your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit. (from SailorSpringStar)

. . . you think that the apple com-pu-ter is the latest in new fangled tech-o-nol-o-gee. (from SailorSpringStar)