Its All About Jokes

. . . your front yard has any broken appliances in it. (from Spike)

. . . you have gotten a warning to remove vehicles from your own back yard. (from Spike)

. . . you ever say “oh yeah I can fix it“. (from Spike)

. . . your favorite night of the week is the night before trash day. (from Spike)

. . . your truck has any bondo on it. (from Spike)

. . . your car has more than three bumper stickers with the word jesus on them. (from Spike)

. . . there is bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car. (from Spike)

. . . no matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won‘t come off. (from Spike)

. . . you think that duct tape works better than spot welding. (from Spike)

. . . you go to strip joints for family reunions. (from Spike)

. . . you re-use dental floss to save money. (from Spike)

. . . you can‘t work on Thursday night or you‘ll miss smack-down. (from Spike)

. . . you won‘t get your dog “fixed“ because you never no when someone might want him to stud. (from Spike)

. . . Friday night is “sneak into the drive-in night“. (from Spike)

. . . you have an air-conditioner on your front porch. (from Spike)

. . . you slam your truck‘s door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof. (from TakatchiGrado)

. . . you have stuffed heads from the following: deer, a moose, a mallard, a Siamese cat, a largemouth bass, and your mother-in-law. (from TakatchiGrado)

. . . that white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in. (from TakatchiGrado)

. . . your dad pees on a rabbit‘s head while peeing off the back porch. (from COORSGUZZLER)