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  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
  . . . you can eat an ear of corn and spell “Home Sweet Home“ on it. (from Ricky Barnaby)



. . . you base the purchase of a refridgerator on how many cases of beer it holds. (from MadameJaye)



. . . your children look more like your brothers-in-law than your husband you are worried that he might notice. (from MadameJaye)



. . . you make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can‘t afford to patch the roof. (from MadameJaye)



. . . you go to a drive through the person at the window asks you to shut off your engine because it‘s too loud. (from MadameJaye)



. . . you go to a drive through you have to open your door because your window hasn‘t rolled down in 5 years. (from MadameJaye)



. . . you get turned on when your wife/girlfriend shoots an armidillo. (from Relena195)



. . . your daughter thinks she a reincarnation of Xena because she has nightmares about her. (from Lil2te)



. . . you tell everyone your wife is the reincarnation of Ares, the god of war. (from Lil2te)



. . . you buy your wife camouflage lingerie. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . you borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . your living room furniture doubles as your camping gear. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . you have to steal your neighbor‘s paper to see what the date is or you are out of toilet paper. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . you can grunt like a deer and you are proud of it. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . you tell your wife to squeal like a pig to start foreplay. (from BlueEyesc4me)



. . . when you think of the planet Saturn you think of your mother-in-law at the same time. (from Marijane42085674)



. . . your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it. (from ReaperAngel15)



. . . you rake your carpet because the sweeper motor is being used for your truck. (from ReaperAngel15)



. . . you have a working television on top of a broken one.



. . . the gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer. (from Spike)



. . . you have a pallet in your yard with tires stacked on it. (from Spike)



. . . your garage is so full you can‘t park your car in it. (from Spike)



. . . you spent more money on a souvenier Clint Black shirt, than on your whole wardrobe. (from Spike)



. . . you have two pairs of jeans, and six pairs of boots. (from Spike)
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