Its All About Jokes

. . . you think that “HANK“ of “Huntin with Hank“ is a real fine actor (BTW Hank is the dog). (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . you had your own parking space in Jr High. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . you have a “church“ cap. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . you pull the legs off of flys then toss them into the air to see how long it takes them to “crash land“. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . your idea of the newspaper is a 14 year old copy of Dog Fancy. (from TheDude77691)

. . . your mom is your sister,aunt and your dads mother. (from Sephroth01@aol.com)

. . . your house has more miles on it than your car does. (from Ftkgold)

. . . your old toilet now serves as a flower pot in your front yard. (from Candida1022)

. . . you made your fishin pole outta popcicle sticks. (from TeresaandJoeS)

. . . you have to fill your toilet up with lake water to use the bathroom. (from TeresaandJoeS)

. . . you ask whats for dinner and your wife props her legs on the table and says “crabs“. (from TeresaandJoeS)

. . . your computer don‘t work cuz the cat ate the mouse.

. . . you‘re having sex with your wife and she tells you, “That tickles.“ (from O4josh)

. . . you think a lava lamp is erotic. (from O4josh)

. . . your bathroom is 50 feet away from your house. (from GoPed818)

. . . your husband is going out huntin and puts on urin and it turns you on. (from Tab358)

. . . you think a date is going out mooning people. (from Tab358)

. . . you took your sister/brother to the prom. (from Tab358)

. . . you think dressing up is putting on all your camo. (from Tab358)

. . . you keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open. (from Am9786)

. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “Kiss the crack below my back.“ (from Jordan452313)

. . . your idea of camping in the woods is inviting the family over and pitching a couple of tents in the back yard. (from DARKRIS322)

. . . you have to watch for cow patties when you play golf. (from DARKRIS322)

. . . your lawn tractor has a better paint job than your car. (from Jcamaro83)

. . . your lawn mower is a goat. (from Ricky Barnaby)