Its All About Jokes

. . . you refuse to shave or bathe until you‘ve bagged your first deer of the season. (from Debnhar427)

. . . your first name consists of initials. (from Debnhar427)

. . . you nick-name children “possum“ and “critter.“ (from Debnhar427)

. . . you wear camouflage pants with a plaid flannel shirt and combat boots. (from Debnhar427)

. . . you call your wife “ma“ and want her to call you “pa.“ (from Debnhar427)

. . . you own a badly made, ugly gun cabinet that you made in wood shop. (from Debnhar427)

. . . the only songs you know on guitar are Lynard Skynard songs. (from Debnhar427)

. . . Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero. (from Debnhar427)

. . . you use the word “man“ at least four times in each sentence you speak. (from Debnhar427)

. . . you carry a gun to the store “just in case the car breaks down and a stranger approaches to help.“ (from Debnhar427)

. . . you spray crawling bugs with hair spray and light them on fire with a lighter. (from Debnhar427)

. . . directions to your house include “turn off the paved road“ (from Megamuff927)

. . . you exclaim “Whoo, Doggy , tell ya what!!“ when you see your coon hound have pups on your living room floor. (from PhoneGrrl21)

. . . you have ever used spit tobacco as a fish attractant. (from RGrycki)

. . . you call toilet paper a leaf and a toilet a bucket. (from Sephroth01)

. . . you have used a rag as a gas cap. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . your 5 year old calls your mother MOM and YOU Debbie. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . your own farts don‘t seem to smell so bad. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . you know exactly how long it takes for pizza to get fuzzy in the fridge. (from PLUMBINGuy)

. . . you have an aunt-mom and uncle dad. (from PLUMBINGuy)