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  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
  . . . you have beer cans all over your yard. (from TImboysfive)



. . . you don‘t take a shower for a long time. (from TImboysfive)



. . . you use the word ain‘t a lot. (from TImboysfive)



. . . you miss your 5th grade graduation becasue your are called for jury duty. (from REAGAN)



. . . your sister is also your aunt. (from Oldnavyret)



. . . your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket. (from Stormshopper)



. . . you have 500 men working under you and you cut grass at the cemetery. (from JoeDebDem)



. . . you can spit tobbaco juice through the holes in your truck‘s floorboard. (from Lemans82)



. . . your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe. (from ADAMSBOERGOATS)



. . . somebody says, “HO DOWN“ and your wife falls to the ground!! (from Jay)



. . . you pave your parking spot just because your neighbor calls you a red neck. (from Siress24)



. . . the first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you‘re dissapointed when it is empty. (from Blondebomb0068)



. . . you scratch your butt at night and smell your hand in the morning. (from REDNECKDONI)



. . . you‘ve ever had to put on a pair of boots to go to the bathroom. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . your deer stand has an address. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . you and your dog have the same toilet. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . there is anyone named Cletus in your family. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . you‘ve ever attended a Gun and Knife show as a dealer. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . you have a motor swinging from a tree in your yard,a dog tied to the fence post,and someone sitting in a rocking chair that‘s over 75 and has a Remingtom 12 gauge ,a spit cup, and Copenhagen in the back pocket. (from Ketchumtrainer)



. . . you have a peeing contest with your wife and she wins. (from Whozyourdaddymac)



. . . you have a tattoo that says “I Love My Mommy“ and mommy is spelled wrong. (from Whozyourdaddymac)



. . . you shop-lift from Goodwill. (from Cody D.)



. . . your family gathers for Monday Night RAW. (from b_purple_waves_8)



. . . you know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week. (from TStorm)



. . . you‘ve ever used a toaster to light your cigarette. (from BuckeyesRC)



. . . you‘re on a date and you see a childhood friend and you tell your date “she is like my sister“ and that makes her worried. (from DreaFos)



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