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  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
  . . . you‘re going up the highway and hear a kid ask his mom if he can get out and push their car too! (from rifsm2)



. . . you‘ve ever worn a tie with a flannel shirt. (from JOSHUA SNYDER)



. . . someone accuses you of lying through your tooth. (from Scott Bender)



. . . you were allowed to drink beer and date the teacher all through high school. (from Tornaday)



. . . you painted your truck camouflage and now you can‘t find it. (from Tornaday)



. . . you‘ve ever sold your car for gas money. (from Lee Wood)



. . . you‘ve ever picked up your girlfriend in a John Deere. (from SC7886637)



. . . your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread. (from Gary Watts)



. . . your brother is your wife‘s favorite son. (from Bryce)



. . . your lawn mower gets better millage than your car. (from CRnuts3)



. . . you run a garden hose from outside, through a window to fill your indoor hot tub. (from John H. Richardson)



. . . your local funeral home has a drive-thru. (from Lamar Fuller)



. . . when you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you‘re gonna “fix it up a little“ (true story). (from Tommy Miller)



. . . you heard that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so you moved. (from Anthony & Celeste)



. . . you refer to deer hunting as a religion. (from Anthony & Celeste)



. . . you wore camoflauge to your wedding. (from Anthony & Celeste)



. . . truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language. (from Beanoeightlegs)



. . . you wear a tube top to a wedding. (from Beanoeightlegs)



. . . you think good china is China without any Chinese people. (from airman120)



. . . you use your computer as a stereo. (from Stormshopper)



. . . someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw. (from Shane Woods)



. . . the most common prase in your house is “someone go jiggle the handle.“ (from Shane Woods)



. . . you purposely feed the cockroaches. (from Shane Woods)



. . . you shop lift from a yard sale. (from Dunkshoot2)



. . . your uncle‘s 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and sayin “Ai Pane Ai Pane.“ (from SailorLife2088)



. . . you itch your butt in front of your wife. (from TImboysfive)



. . . are missing a lot of teeth. (from TImboysfive)

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