Its All About Jokes

. . . your outhouse is in your front yard. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you wear your Mom‘s dress that she wore at her funeral. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you have sheep in your backyard because they never, ever tell. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . your favorite song is ——–Old McDonald!!!!! (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . your toilet seat says “Sit Here“. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . when you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . PMS stands for “Parent Medical System.“ (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you bathe your cat in the toilet. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you use your shower curtain as your Prom dress. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you use your shoe as a tobacco can. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you use your water gun as a shower sprayer. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you use your boxers as a surrender flag. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . your trasportaion is your boat. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . your favorite place is your deerstand. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)

. . . you think dingle berries are a fruit. (from CelticRebl)

. . . you strung Christmas lights on an old truck parked in your yard. (from Thomas Smith)

. . . you give your best bud a carton of cigarrettes as a wedding gift. (from Shirley L McDonald)

. . . the tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture. (from RednkJeff)

. . . your at a family reuniuon, your mother-in-law goes to the bathroom and then says, “Y‘all come look at this ‘fore I flush it.“ (from Kim Y.)

. . . you had to call the police department to get your flare gun back. (from Wayne D. Maxted)

. . . you use the CD-ROM drive on your computer to hold your beer. (from SSIS87)

. . . you‘ve ever had sex in a sattelite dish. (from GTTEAMBMX)

. . . you own more than 5 trucks that you need ladders to get into. (from Angel)

. . . you have a piece of cardboard that says “No Trespassing“ beside your front door. (from HellraisernNC)

. . . your wife‘s idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet. (from JsscStev)

. . . you always start a story with “Y‘all aint gonna believe this!“ (from RE3Freak)

. . . you think that “Winnie-the-Pooh“ is something your Granny just left on the rug. (from Muffy19234)

. . . you have three kids named: Peggy Sue, Peggy Jean, & Billy Bob. (from JGK)

. . . your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body). (from CrazyredriderX)