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  You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
  . . . your idea of home security is keeping all the guns loaded. (from Russell)



. . . you have ever been too drunk to fish. (from Russell)



. . . you‘re at a family reunion and you wear a shirt that says,“I‘m related to you!!!“ (from SeXXXyByRd)



. . . your belt buckle doubles as an I.D. (from SeXXXyByRd)



. . . you bum a smoke from your third grade kid. (from SeXXXyByRd)



. . . you know which leaf is best to use when you‘re out of toilet paper. (from SeXXXyByRd)



. . . when you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer. (from SeXXXyByRd)



. . . your halloween jack-o-lantern has more teeth than your wife. (from Benji256)



. . . you are the youngest in the family and the first to graduate. (from Shawn Bancuk)



. . . your neighbors refer to you as the pig farmers and you don‘t have any pigs. (from Shawn Bancuk)



. . . you play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and get four teeth kicked out. (from DNut5007)



. . . you think think the phrase “chicken out“ means one of your pets has escaped. (from DNut5007)



. . . you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as “dual air bags.“ (from DNut5007)



. . . you‘ve had a custody fight over a hunting dog. (from POOHBEARLQ)



. . . you burn your lawn instead of mowing it. (from POOHBEARLQ)



. . . you bring a video camera to a funeral. (from POOHBEARLQ)



. . . you have ever mowed the grass and found a car. (from DreamJLE)



. . . you have more than 3 family members by the name of Billy Bob. (from Rebel6869)



. . . you swallow a minnow just to impress the lady cashier at the local bait shop. (from cbreeze22)



. . . you flick rubber bands at cock roaches. (from LTre201867)



. . . you wait all night to shoot one mouse with your grandma‘s BB gun. (from LTre201867)



. . . you take your car to the repair shop to have the donut tires rotated. (from Jennifer Newman)



. . . you make change in the offering plate. (from DINOHEAD42)



. . . you can recite your vowels in one burp. (from Shannon)



. . . you practice your cow chip throwing techniques while they‘re still fresh. (from PUPPYKONIG@)



. . . you take a bag to an All-You-Can-Eat bar. (from Hendu16)



. . . you use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country. (from butterflybady)



. . . your favorite stick is your fishing pole. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . your bathroom is your favorite make-out place. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . none of these jokes are making sense to you. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . you use your weed whacker as a toothpick. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . your wreath is made out of beer cans. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . you use duct tape as bikini wax. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)





. . . you learned the alphabet by eating Cambpell‘s alapahbet soup. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)



. . . your engine is duct-taped to your car. (from BLUEDAZE94016734
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