28 Jul

You Might Be A Redneck If #12 Your wedding was held in

You Might Be A Redneck If #12
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

Your wife‘s hairdo attracts bees.

Your baby‘s first words are ‘Attention K-Mart shoppers.‘

The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You pick your teeth from a catalog.

You‘ve ever financed a tattoo.