Its All About Jokes

There once was a redneck who had two horses. Now this redneck couldn?t tell his two horses apart so he decided to ask his neighbor to help him out.

He said to his neighbor, “I have two horses that I can?t tell apart, can you help me?“

“Sure,“ said his neighbor, “Maybe you should nick one of their ears, then you could tell them apart.“

So, the redneck went home and did that. The next day the redneck went to check up on his horses but saw that he could not tell them apart for the other horse had nicked it?s ear also.

So, he went back over to his neighbor?s. “My other horse has a nicked ear now too. Do you have any other ideas how to tell them apart? They are both girls.“

“Hmmmm.“ thought his neighbor, “Cut one?s tail shorter than the other!“

So, the redneck went home and did that. The next day, though, both horses had the same length of tail! So, the redneck, tired of walking to his neighbor?s house decided to call instead.

“I see,“ said the neighbor after the redneck told him about how both of the tails were the same, “Try measuring them, maybe one is taller than the other.“

So the redneck did that then rushed back into his house, phoned his neighbor and said to him “You were right!! The black horse is bigger than the white one.“