28 Jul

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton . .

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton . . .
. . . on a recent airplane flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight
attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before
him. The attendant then asked Mr. Falwell if he too would like a drink.

The Reverend Mr. Falwell replied in disgust, ‘Madam, I‘d rather be savagely
raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips!‘
Hearing that, the President handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
‘I‘m sorry, I didn‘t realize there was a choice. I‘ll have what he‘s having.‘