28 Jul

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , ‘Why such a price difference for the politician?‘

The cook replied ‘Have you ever tried to clean one of them?‘