Its All About Jokes

Mike went to office and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Mike: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Mike: Where is the Madam?

Mike: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Mike: What? I am her husband came to office today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Mike: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time … there come 2 shooting sounds … after that …

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Mike: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Mike: What…? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Mike: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!