Its All About Jokes

Mike‘s Girlfriend
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend‘s new telephone number, I dialed him — and got a woman.

‘Is Mike there?‘ I asked.

‘He‘s in the shower,‘ she responded.

‘Please tell him his girlfriend called,‘ I said and hung up.

When he didn‘t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. ‘This is Mike,‘ he said.

‘You‘re not my boyfriend!‘ I exclaimed.

‘I know,‘ he replied. ‘That‘s what I‘ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.‘