28 Jul
Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?A: She
Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens!
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28 Jul
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?A:
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
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28 Jul
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?A: The same as everyone el
Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
Posted in Animal Jokes
28 Jul
Q: What is a French cats favourite pudding?A: Chocolate
Q: What is a French cat‘s favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
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28 Jul
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?Tabby or not tabby!
Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
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28 Jul
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?A: I
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I‘m paw!
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28 Jul
Q: How do you know if you cats got a bad cold?A: He has
Q: How do you know if you cat‘s got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
Posted in Animal Jokes
28 Jul
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A:
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She‘s got that down in the mouth look!
Posted in Animal Jokes
28 Jul
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?A:
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
Posted in Animal Jokes
28 Jul
Q: What do cats drink from when theyre in space?A: Flyi
Q: What do cats drink from when they‘re in space?
A: Flying Saucers!
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