Its All About Jokes

Modern Aphorisms
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria – they‘re the only culture some people have.

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything‘s coming your way, you‘re in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Give a man a free hand and he‘ll run it all over you.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.