Inappropriate Gifts Lil Naturalist Hornet Farm.The Dunc
Inappropriate Gifts
Li‘l Naturalist Hornet Farm.
The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
5,200 Pick Up — a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.
The ‘Learn About Puberty Chia Pet‘.
Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
The Laff-O-Minit Spellin‘ Tootor.
Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy‘s food processor into a spinning paint tool.
Water Retention Wanda — Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
Islamic Strip Poker — lose a hand, lose a hand.
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