28 Jul

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 1

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. ‘They told me at the blood bank this might happen.‘

14. ‘This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.‘

13. ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper‘

12. ‘I wasn‘t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!‘

11. ‘This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!‘

10. ‘I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance‘

9. ‘Actually I‘m doing a ‘Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan‘ (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. ‘I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.‘

7. ‘Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.‘

6. ‘The coffee machine is broken….‘

5. ‘Someone must‘ve put decaf in the wrong pot.‘

4. ‘Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won‘t wear off!‘

3. ‘Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!‘

2. ‘I wasn‘t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.‘

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

‘Amen‘