Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 1
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. ‘They told me at the blood bank this might happen.‘
14. ‘This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.‘
13. ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper‘
12. ‘I wasn‘t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!‘
11. ‘This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!‘
10. ‘I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance‘
9. ‘Actually I‘m doing a ‘Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan‘ (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. ‘I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.‘
7. ‘Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.‘
6. ‘The coffee machine is broken….‘
5. ‘Someone must‘ve put decaf in the wrong pot.‘
4. ‘Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won‘t wear off!‘
3. ‘Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!‘
2. ‘I wasn‘t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.‘
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
‘Amen‘
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