28 Jul

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
‘I‘m sorry, but I‘ll not be able to come in today as I‘m too sick.‘

On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
‘well, just how sick are you?‘

‘Well‘ the employee sighed, ‘I‘m in bed with my sister!‘