28 Jul

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, He

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, ‘Hey, where‘ve you been? I haven‘t seen you around here much.‘

The twenty answered, ‘I‘ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?‘

The one dollar bill said, ‘You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.‘