28 Jul
A man was being interviewed for a job. Were you in the
A man was being interviewed for a job. ‘Were you in the service?‘ ask the interviewer.
‘Yes, I was a Marine,‘ responded the applicant.
‘Did you see any active duty?‘
‘I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.‘
‘May I ask what happened?‘
‘Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.‘
‘You‘re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.‘
‘When does everyone else start? I don‘t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.‘
‘Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.‘
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