28 Jul

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a b

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,‘You know my parents are forcing

me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I

haven‘t even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don‘t want to

marry a woman whom I don‘t love…I told them that openly and now have a

hell lot of family problems.‘

The American said, ‘Talking about love marriages… I‘ll

tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter

and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father‘s

father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father‘s brother

and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father‘s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break!!!!‘