28 Jul
Three Wishes
It was a poor…..a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can, when suddenly he finds a can of beer. He opens the can and a magic genie comes out.
“You get three wishes, be very careful and don‘t spoil them.“
“OK, OK,“ and without hesitation he says, “first I want to be white. Second, I want a lot of girls, naked girls, beautiful girls sitting on my face! And third, I want plenty to drink…. lots of water.
Bam, presto…the Magic Genie turned him into…….a toilet!
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