28 Jul
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, arent
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘aren‘t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?‘
The other replied, ‘Yes I am, I married the wrong man.‘
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‘Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,‘ the divorce court judge said, ‘and I‘ve decided to give your wife $275 a week.‘
‘That‘s very nice, your honour,‘ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I‘ll try to send her a few bucks, myself.‘
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