28 Jul
A man spoke frantically into the phone: My wife is preg
A man spoke frantically into the phone: ‘My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!‘
‘Is this her first child?‘ the emergency operator asked.
‘No, you idiot!‘ the man shouted. ‘This is her husband!‘
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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 at 11:17 pm under